Panda Dog Follow Up

So this is my dog. He did not turn out to be as cute as I had hoped nor does he resemble a panda, but it was also the first time dying a dog. Also the dye for some turned out to be a greenish color instead of black. It was more difficult than I thought it be especially since he kept moving around.

Panda Dog

I recently made a discovery. People dye their dogs to look like pandas. I have decided I'm going to so this with my dog. My dog is a white poodle so he'll be perfect for it. Plus he's fat and lazy, making him and even better match. We ordered the black dye on Amazon to dye him with, and it arrived today. I plan on dying him tomorrow when I get home from school. I will post before and after pictures tomorrow if you would desire to see a "Panda Dog." I'm sure it will be adorable.

Bassett Hound Puppies

Recently, my dad's girlfriend started talking about getting a Bassett Hound puppy. She even had pictures on Pinterest saved to show what she wanted it to look like. Anyways, my dad and I were talking about Marcus Mumford, and when he was singing this really sad song in a documentary. My dad was saying he always sings with such emotion and that when sang this particular song that, "it made you want to give him a Bassett Hound puppy." I thought this was hilarious. We took this idea farther and said that when he sings his Bassett Hound puppy howls along with him. The Bassett Hound puppy after much practice is able to sing harmony with Marcus Mumford and that's why he always sing the melody. We even said that Marcus Mumford sells Bassett Hound puppies after concerts. Later we were watching The Walking Dead, and I said that the people in the show needed Bassett Hound puppies. My dad said that they would feed the zombies the Bassett Hound puppies. I, then, remembered a movie we watched where the zombies became human again so I said, "No, they are going to give the zombies Bassett Hound puppies to humanize them. They'll go up in helicopters, and drop the Bassett Hound puppies with parachutes attached to them." So in case the world does have a zombie apocalypse give the zombies Bassett Hound puppies.

Sleet

I've lately been down in the dumps, and the only way to cure that is through comedy so here goes. Imagine yourself as a fourth grader sitting in class learning about the weather and the clouds. So to give you some background information my brother one time called a girl a slut, and my mom asked him to spell slut. Now my brother is a terrible speller and responded with, "S-L-E-E-T." From the day on my family used sleet instead of slut in hopes that I wouldn't know what they are talking about. So here I am listening to my teacher and all of sudden she starts talking about sleet. Now this catches my attention, because I always thought sleet was a bad word. She keeps blabbering about sleet, and I'm thinking how can she use that word so casually it's a bad word, right? Then I start thinking well maybe sleet has two meanings, one is bad and the other is about the weather. At this point though I'm still really confused though as to how my teacher can still say sleet knowing it has two meanings. Anyways, I come to the conclusion that sleet has two meanings, and I just let it. A year later I hear my mom telling someone a story, and I hear starting say my brother spelled slut as sleet. Then I finally begin to realize that sleet was a made up word in my family and that no one ever knew that I knew what it meant.

It

It boils and boils until it's ready to burn
Spilling it out from every orifice
Flooding the earth with its evil
But you can't escape it's hidden within you
Deep in your bones and amongst the marrow
It's even in the ones who follow the straight and narrow
It possesses your soul and it never lets go
Leaving a path of destruction behind
Confusing the ones who are need of something
It's a vicious cycle driven by an innate hunger
Deep in your bones and amongst the marrow
It possesses your soul and it never lets go
It's a vicious cycle driven by an innate hunger

Snow

The weather here is too cold for me. I wish it would just warm up already. At least it's snowy enough that we probably won't have school tomorrow. I know we have at least ten inches of snow but that was yesterday morning so there's more than that now I'm sure. Everyone is out sledding or enjoying the snow, but I am inside. Even if I wanted to go out in the snow I wouldn't be able to. I don't have any snow boots or gloves or anything like that, because it rarely snow this much here. We usually get one or two inches every year occasionally five but not more than that. Every several years though we get an exorbitant amount of snow. I used to like it when it snowed this much but that was when I was little so of course I loved the snow. Now I wish I was somewhere nice and warm or just warmer than here.